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< teknotus> Is the sound something like "Owch that hurts so much that I
think I might die"?
< VxD> like when you go pee after sex?
< wilco> Why does that happen? Do you think seminal fluid dissolves the
interior of the urethra a bit?
< shiruken> hrm, I pee before sex
< _vertex_> *cough*gonherrea*cough*
< shiruken> the few times after, I haven't had any pain
< wilco> Actually, it's usuually only after jerking off
< wilco> And no, it's not VD
< _vertex_> wilco: been swabbed?
< VxD> gak
< _vertex_> VxD knows
< shiruken> if wilco says he's clean, he's clean
< wilco> I'm clean
< _vertex_> how do you know where that hand has been?
< _vertex_> hmmm?
< shiruken> there was the time that my hand cheated on me with Ben Affleck
< _vertex_> my hand went to thailand once for a week and I didn't let it
back in bed until it went to the doctor
< shiruken> I have to list my hand a sexual offender in a database
< _vertex_> what an aweful week, but when the tests came back clean it
was a most excellent reunion
< shiruken> you had make up sex then
< _vertex_> oh yeah for days
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