< whodevil> I need to start experimenting with virtualization
< VxD> I'm virtualizing my pants
< whodevil> yeah well...
< VxD> everyone says the ESX pants are the bomb, but HR at work doesn't think so
< Daehlie> they are still working out the kinks in virtual pants
< Daehlie> namely the indecent exposure
< VxD> they need rotating virtual pants
< VxD> where the pants are used in more of a distributed model
< VxD> everyone shares the pants on a private network, getting time
shared in milliseconds per person, so it appears that everyone is
actually wearing pants, but it is cycling faster than you can
actually see at 30 fps
< VxD> thus one pair of pants can be used between up to 5 persons without
noticiable delay exposure
< dgibbons> hah
< dgibbons> "noticiable"
< dgibbons> what if there's "downtime" for one person who has to pee?
< VxD> they can be taken out of cluster rotation while in the stall
< VxD> after submitting form A342938-D in writing
< Daehlie> in tripicate