bykguy: man, it's so dry out here that the inside of my lips are cracking, i'm blowing blood out of my nose, and my skin is turning in to sand paper
virtualdev: rad
bykguy: and the water here is SO hard
virtualdev: ....
bykguy: you can see the mineral build up on all the faucets
virtualdev: so when you step into the shower you get an instant erection?
bykguy: well duh