< Ryphecha> I think I need to put diapers on my portable AC.
< cjdaniel> no!
< cjdaniel> redirect the flow to drip on the exterior condensor for increased efficiency
< cjdaniel> *condenser?
< Ryphecha> I think it already does something like that
< Ryphecha> I cleaned out the air filter and turned the inside-blowy fan to max, hopefully that'll reduce the condensation rate.
< kraptv> yeah, it should drip outside, not inside.
< kraptv> is it angled with the bottom sticking more outward than the top?
< Ryphecha> Also a spider is now crawling all over the AC, I'm not sure if that's helping or not.
< kraptv> it should be.
< kraptv> (angle the bottom so the water flows outside the house, not inside.
< Ryphecha> Kinda hard to do that in a bedroom with a single window far from the floor. :p
< Ryphecha> Unless I drill a huge hole through the wall, hmm...
< kraptv> well beefalo boings.
< cjdaniel> Time to get a drip pan and a dog then.
< Ryphecha> I fill the pan with water for the dog's thirst and let the dog lick me constantly to benefit from evaporative cooling?
< Ryphecha> I think that would require more than one dog to be effective.
< VxD> Clustered Dog Lick Cooling System (tm)
< cjdaniel> Ryphecha: haha, I was thinking the dog could drink from the pan, thereby eliminating the need to empty it :-P
< cjdaniel> Dogs are not easily configured to lick constantly anyway
< cjdaniel> Prerequisite peanut butter or similar body cover is called for, which then reduces potential cooling benefits to the point of the whole endeavour being useless

<Zolotkey> I wonder if windows people try to show their expenses by stating they prefer Pro over Ultimate or 95 vs 98, etc..
<Zolotkey> *e-Penis's
VxD> haha, that would be amazing
<VxD> "Yeah, well I built it myself from scratch, this Windows ME machine. Most people don't like this distro but I like showing my e-peen that I can make it do anything that their fancy Windows 7 can..."
<VxD> "Had to compile my drivers from scratch in C# since no one makes drivers for Win ME. Runs so much faster than pre-compiled packages..."
<marx> hahahahah, dying
<VxD> "I'm still running Windows 3.11, if it was good enough for my dad, it's good enough for me. Had to hack up a way to make it dial to my other computer over serial to get internet access but it works great now."

< marx> it's the 'sales and marketing kick off week' here at work
< marx> "S&M kickoff week"
< thumper^> You hiring? Do I need my own gear?
< thumper^> I have a crop and some karate belts.
< marx> hah, there are actually quite a few openings
< cjdaniel> that's what she said

<@hemp> S*N*O*W
<@Weebs> i'm jealous :( someone send me a picture of what it looks like
< VxD> it looks white and sparkly
< VxD> * . *
< VxD> . _\/ \/_ .
< VxD> \ \ / /
< VxD> .. .. -==>: X :<==-
< VxD> '\ /' / _/ \_ \
< VxD> \\// ' /\ /\ '
< VxD> _. __\\\///__._ * ' *
< VxD> ' ///\\\ '
< VxD> //\\
< VxD> ./ \.
< VxD> '' ''
< VxD> there, took you a picture
<@Weebs> some days I hate you

< Zolotkey> Hmm interesting a recruiter called about a sysadmin job because she found my resume on dice :o
< Zolotkey> Direct to Hire :o
< Ryphecha> Zolotkey: You must have tiny hands.
< Zolotkey> why do you say that?
< Ryphecha> Zolotkey: If you had average-sized hands, how would you ever write your resume on something as small as dice?
< cjdaniel> hahaha

13:08 < dgibbons> anyone want a rototiller I couldn't get running?

<time passes>

07:54 <@Weebs> what have you tried on the tiller?
09:07 <@VxD> what have you not tried on the tiller?
09:07 <@VxD> How has the tiller changed your view on the world?
09:08 <@VxD> If you were a tiller, what color would you be?
09:08 <@VxD> When presented with two tillers, how would you choose the right one?
09:08 <@Weebs> if the tiller could use one word to decribe you what would it be
09:09 <@VxD> Have you ever had a conflict you couldn't resolve with a tiller? If so, what steps did you take to escalate the issue?
09:10 <@Weebs> where do you see the tiller being in 5 years?
09:10 <@VxD> If asked to map out a lifecycle roadmap on tiller management, where would you begin?
09:11 <@Weebs> if you were to ask the tiller's last supervisor to provide it additional training or exposure, what would he/she suggest?
09:11 <@VxD> Where do you feel the tiller falls in the ITIL incident management process?
09:12 <@Weebs> If the tiller could pick one superhero power what would it be and why?
09:12 <@VxD> If you were managing a group of tillers, would you make one tiller a lead to lessen your load? How would you enable that tiller?
09:13 <@Weebs> if the tiller had to get rid of one state in the US which one would it be and why?
09:13 <@VxD> If you were asked to help a tiller tie it's shoes by using words only, how would you proceed?
09:14 <@Weebs> What would the tiller's previous coworkers say about it?
09:14 <@VxD> What would your tiller sucession plan look like?
09:15 <@Weebs> Is there anyone the tiller just could not work with?
09:16 <@VxD> List out the tiller's prior roles in order and give a brief description on what the tiller liked about the job, why it took it, and why it left.
09:16 <@Weebs> Tell me why I should hire your tiller
09:16 < dgibbons> wow
09:17 <@VxD> Is there anything outside of work that you feel I should know about your tiller?
09:17 < dgibbons> anyways, I had a buddy come over with motivation and he cleaned it a bunch
09:17 < dgibbons> thats it
09:17 <@Weebs> jeez no wonder dgibbons never sells anything... he doesn't answer any questions!

< cjdaniel> 60% Off Hypnosis
< VxD> cjdaniel: that's just what they want you to believe

< fords> i 'unno, i'm not hip to this level of piracy. first time i've done it. i'm a pirate virgin.
< the-wes> we're not copying VHS here
< the-wes> this is digital data
< the-wes> the 1s and 0s don't magically disappear when you upload

<@Weebs> boners are like a divining rod for boobies

<Weebs> went out with my new sales girl who I think might have been a stripper last night
<Weebs> interesting evening
<VxD> I guess she is selling more than you thought! :)

<Ryvius> woow, Brink is retarded. it doesn't support my resolution
<VxD> o/~ you say you wanna resolussssshhhhhhuuuunnnn wellllll you know, you can't have it all the time o/~

<@Weebs> some random russian dude just posted on a youtube video I've had up since jan 1 2009
<@Weebs> all he said was "whore"
<@newtMcKerr> awesome
<@Weebs> inertia isn't here so I can say this
<@Weebs> The random russian dude was right!

<@VxD> I wonder what it's like to have a job you want...
<@hemp> I'm sure a lot of people want your job
<@hemp> just pretend you're one of them

<@Weebs> brandon is totally my gay buddy
<@Weebs> in high schoool girls would ask me if he was gay
<@VxD> funny, everyone thought I was until I got married
<@Weebs> did you make out with dudes?
<@VxD> not that I recall
<@hemp> you never kissed your dad?
<@VxD> never with tounge
<@VxD> I think that's what counts
<@VxD> wow, just grossed myself out a little there
<@Weebs> yeah it's not gay if you don't use your tounge

<@charlieS> it's not cool, really.. we have 128GB of RAM so the DB can
keep the working set in memory, else the whole app eats its
fucking shit
<@hemp> ya, that's not cool - unless of course it was intended to be an
in-memory database; there are a few
<@hemp> generally not well regarded, but there's an idiot for every db
<@charlieS> yeah, no. It was just explosive growth and poor planning.
<@hemp> that's what she said

<@Weebs> http://verydemotivational.com/2010/08/27/demotivational-posters-borked/
<@VxD> bork bork bork bork
<@VxD> that's pretty messed up
<@Weebs> that's how my hand feels right now lol
<@VxD> too much jacking off?
<@Weebs> actually no
<@Weebs> I've got a girlfriend
<@VxD> too much jacking him off?

<@Weebs> I have a trailer you can use
<@Weebs> and your girlfriend has a truck
<@Weebs> you're set
<@dgibbons> my gf doesn't have a truck
<@hemp> what Weebs meant was, he will use your girlfriend while your gone
<@VxD> well, Weebs has a truck, sounds like a fair rental trade

Daehlie> they have to disable it for their performance benchmarks to hit those 400MB/s numbers
cwells> wtf
cwells> i'm trying to figure out how you are on IRC when you clearly don't even have internet
cwells> btrfs currently outperforms on all benchmarks except for database access
Daehlie> source?

<@VxD> just grow a low hedge on two sides
<@VxD> solved
<@Weebs> also works for spicing up life in the bedroom

<@Weebs> I think facebook knows I've been single too long
<@Weebs> Recommended Pages
<@Weebs> Playboy
<@Weebs> 2,178,833 people like this.
<@Weebs> Like
<@newtMcKerr> Like
<@Weebs> hehe
<@VxD> Like

<charlieS> google images fails on 'dingo penis' FWIW

< shiruken> reckless and smart
< stackcats> like a laser plane

* hemp just said to my microwave burritos: "Dude, totally uncool to blow your wad before I get a chance to eat you"

< teknotus> Also donuts.
< teknotus> But if no one is comming I'll take them with me when I leave.
< teknotus> I just sneezed with a mouthfull of coffee. I'm guessing no one else will want donuts now.

< dgibbons> mmm
< dgibbons> man, the Five Guys burgers in westlinn, so tasty
< stackcats> I could eat five guys right now
< dgibbons> I was careful on how i articulated that statement :P
< VxD> boy those five guys are so popular anymore, everyone eating them
< VxD> there's one on Cedar Hills, haven't tried them yet
< thumper^> I have heard of them but never been
< thumper^> I hear their burgers are good.
< dgibbons> I really enjoy them
< dgibbons> so tasty

< the-wes> is there a way I can tell if I'm inside of Screen from the command line?
< Wraithan> the-wes: echo $TERM
< marxu> what Wraithan said ^
< cjdaniel> What marxu said ^
< Rev_Slid3r> yup ^
< marxu> we are a conga line of RIGHT

< agilman> not sure why white americans like Japanese girls so much
< agilman> there are like 30 of them in the Broadway building
< stackcats> um, really?
< agilman> yeah, I don't see the appeal
< marxu> agilman: me neither! they're too skinny and meek
< VxD> exactly, give me moar
< kraptv> agilman: it's not just white americans.
< agilman> white people in general?
< kraptv> agilman: part of the allure is the fact they are extremely cute, and have a fabled "fantasticly tight vagina"
< kraptv> which the white man would have a fascination with
< kraptv> and your silence means that you, too, are now fascinated with the Japanese woman.

<@Weebs> for the past 2-3 years I've been getting emails from a golfball company
<@Weebs> today's topic was "Personalizing your balls: How to make them yours, how to make them know their yours in a group"
<@Weebs> I greatly enjoyed the laugh I got out of it

< cjdaniel> Cock solves everything

< stackcats> winblows
< stackcats> I just deleted my bosses thunderbird folders
< stackcats> whups
< stackcats> just think of the time you'll save not reading those e-mails
< stackcats> last time she comes over here for tech support
< stackcats> hire an IT guy fer godssake

< Rev_Slid3r> so I was getting a bagel at the coffee shop this morning,
and it was $1.35, so I reached in my pocket and pulled out
the change to get the .35 ... the girl is like "some one
hasnt been doing laundry" because I had like 2 bucks in
change ... I was like "um no ... I own a washing machine"
... I could tell that was something she hadn't considered

DanKreek: So how did you manage to pick up an auxiliary boyfriend?
NotoriousOIT: quite by accident, i assure you
NotoriousOIT: i left the manhole cover off my vagina and he fell in

-!- Wraithan is now known as Wr__th_n
< NotoriousOIT> Wr__th_n: did you just have an involuntary vowel movement?
< Wr__th_n> NotoriousOIT: Sometimes vowel movements just happen, and you can't stop them =/
< NotoriousOIT> I hear that happens to lots of guys.
< Wr__th_n> NotoriousOIT: it was exlosive... i think my vowels were destroyed.

Weebs: what has 4 eyes and only 1 eyebrow?
hemp: your mom?
newtMcKerr: no way dude, his mom only has 1 eye and 1 eybrow
VxD: newtMcKerr: you had her upside down

*** Weebs has signed off IRC ().
VxD: oh noes, he died!
hemp: there is another
*** Weebs has joined #sportbikesnw.

< whodevil> no
< whodevil> no
< whodevil> sexualized children
< whodevil> naked

sabotage: I'm lucky to have my bike and space in my wifes bed ;)
Weebs: me too!

< whodevil> I need to start experimenting with virtualization
< VxD> I'm virtualizing my pants
< whodevil> yeah well...
< VxD> everyone says the ESX pants are the bomb, but HR at work doesn't think so
< Daehlie> they are still working out the kinks in virtual pants
< Daehlie> namely the indecent exposure
< VxD> they need rotating virtual pants
< VxD> where the pants are used in more of a distributed model
< VxD> everyone shares the pants on a private network, getting time
shared in milliseconds per person, so it appears that everyone is
actually wearing pants, but it is cycling faster than you can
actually see at 30 fps
< VxD> thus one pair of pants can be used between up to 5 persons without
noticiable delay exposure
< dgibbons> hah
< dgibbons> "noticiable"
< dgibbons> what if there's "downtime" for one person who has to pee?
< VxD> they can be taken out of cluster rotation while in the stall
< VxD> after submitting form A342938-D in writing
< Daehlie> in tripicate

<@dgibbons> So I think i'm going to be single shortly.
<@inertia> ugh
<@inertia> by choice?
<@dgibbons> sorta?
<@Weebs> is this why you're trying to get the shotgun to work?
<@dgibbons> hahahah

tacodog40k: what's new wif you?
IamLordV1ldemort: What's your email, personal email?
IamLordV1ldemort: I will send you a boxee invite.
IamLordV1ldemort: oh, i joined Facebook
IamLordV1ldemort: *sigh*
IamLordV1ldemort: Too much family there.
tacodog40k: hah
tacodog40k: i saw that. i don't have a facebook account and your request made me wonder if i should set one up.
IamLordV1ldemort: Oh fuckign hell
tacodog40k: xxxXxxx@yahoo.com
IamLordV1ldemort: FUCK FUCK FUCK
IamLordV1ldemort: yeah
tacodog40k: !
IamLordV1ldemort: So
IamLordV1ldemort: I clicked to upload my contact list, and it seemed to hang, so I cliked ggain
IamLordV1ldemort: Fuckin thing somehow took both events (eventually) and fucking
IamLordV1ldemort: FUCK
IamLordV1ldemort: sent out email to my whole fucking contact list =(
tacodog40k: hahah
tacodog40k: sorry
IamLordV1ldemort: LKML, Python List, 3 gentoo Lists, Dell Hardware, etc, etc,
etc, etc Linux-Net the list goes on.
IamLordV1ldemort: OMG
tacodog40k: holy cow
tacodog40k: hahaha
IamLordV1ldemort: ~1m people.
tacodog40k: holy
tacodog40k: ahahhaahah
IamLordV1ldemort: Yeha
IamLordV1ldemort: so
tacodog40k: *wipes away tears*
tacodog40k: i'm laughing so hard, i scared the dogs

< dgibbons> Weebs: so when you going to see your new digs?
< dgibbons> basement or bedroom!
<@Weebs> :( dunno. Seriously the idea of moving is like a fat chick in a g-string to me
< dgibbons> cmon you pussy
<@newtMcKerr> so Weebs you must be pretty excited then

< fords> i once had a drunk makeout with my mom.
< fords> err, *your mom

11:48 < rlangis> Ima have LOTS of time to game now
11:48 < rlangis> or code, or otherwise better myself :)
11:49 < VxD> and by that you mean jo
11:50 < rlangis> of course.
11:50 < rlangis> every chance I get, just like a monkey
11:50 < GiR> Hmm.. the scary monkey
11:50 < VxD> puuurrrfect gir

VxD: 13:37 <@NewdleBot> VxD, the Pervert of the Clowns, has attained level 42! Next
VxD: level in 3 days, 12:56:04.
hemp: VxD is the Clown Prince of Perversia

< VxD> yeah, I used BitchX for years, until someone finally convinced me to switch to irssi
< Wraithan> VxD: try weechat
< Wraithan> it is nice :D
< VxD> does it give me a big e-penis?
< Wraithan> yeah
< VxD> woot! 8========================D
< Wraithan> increase by at least 50%!

< vtpark> I am watching some sort of fetish tv show on Virgin 1.
< VxD> mmm, virgin fetishes!
< vtpark> they are on dungeon fetishes right now
< vtpark> I kind of tolerate commercials more because I don't feel like a
target demographic anymore.
< VxD> after the sex change your whole buying pattern doesn't fit in the
box huh?

< VxD> linux desktop at work just ate a disk
< VxD> unable to read inode block
< VxD> bleh!
< dlab> oh, fun
< DanKReeK> eghhwho needs inodes?
< GreySim> Apple?

< DanKReeK> is english a strictly typed language?
< VxD> only when you use strict;

<@lon_home> I'm going to copyright parting lips. That way I can sue anyone who teaches someone to talk.

< kronq_> Oh shit -- some has hijacked my baby
< kronq_> I need to scrape together $50k
< dgibbons> man, for 50k, you can just make another one
< pud> oh much cheaper
< dgibbons> 25k and i'll make you one