<shiruken> everyone lies in a relationship
<shiruken> well, except me
<shiruken> which is probably why they were so short
<shiruken> "Do you love me?"
<shiruken> "No, I'm just in it for the sex"
<mastiff> Do these pants make me look fat?
<mastiff> you better lie
<shiruken> heh
<shiruken> I guess I do
<VxD> "Let me see it with them off again"
<mastiff> "It's not the pants"