<cactus> if ($gf.body == 'hot') { self.copulate }
<Baloo> cactus: There's a bug in your code. Patch follows:
<Baloo> if ($gf.body != 'hot') { self.copulate }
<cactus> ooh. good catch
<Baloo> Alternatively...
<cactus> if ($gf.hot-sister > 0) { print 'w00t'; }
<Baloo> if ($gf.body == 'hot') { copulate.ro }
<Baloo> if ($spouse.body == 'hot') { copulate }
<VxD> include spank.world;
<cactus> finger $gf
<cactus> if ( $gf != $wife && $wife.event == 'caught') { $wife.throw sigkill }