<VxD> too bad Coke doesn't have cocaine in it anymore
<cwells> um\
<narzy> yeah, but to be fair, it was really a pain in the ass to distill out the coke from coke...
<VxD> you didn't have to, just buy that 6 pack a day, suddenly all the chores in your house are done
<cwells> it was a real pain in the ass to smuggle cases of Coca Cola from south america wrapped in balloons up your ass
<cwells> that's what really stopped it
<cwells> the truckers union
<VxD> I don't think Coke has had coca in it since the 40's though
<cwells> it was also the beginning the the gay trucker
<VxD> a whole truckload up your ass?
<cwells> (this is VxD's favorite story)
<narzy> oh my gawd
<VxD> or just an 18 squealer
<cwells> haha